Lyrics to Lovesick Town...
Four Legs Good
Don't Become a Man
stay
off the sauce you'd better leave and don't come back
this new lost cause that you've found it may not be your last
after a while the pain will ease, after a while
you'll parade your new teeth and your gender free smile
so don't show your hands no don't make plans
don't show your cards don't become a man
trade
in your clothes they will not fit to your new build
what was once straight now curves all over it
you'll learn to talk from both sides of your mouth
you'll learn to walk and they'll know that you've come out
everyone
said that you learned how to swim
at the shallow end of the gene pool
everybody said just jump right
well you didn't wanna look like nobody's fool
you'll
act real cool you'll take up golf and lift some weights
buy an SUV and wear bad slacks up at the lake
it's not your fault, don't take it bad, it's not your fault
it's not too late - to not become a man